1): Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai

2): Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

3) CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
 Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

4): Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja, Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai

5): Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
 wah wah..
 zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
 phir..
 phir kya
Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap.
 Ha..Ha..Ha

6): Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear
Baat bhi hoti nahi clear,
Isliye SMS karo Dear,
Witout fear & v clear  

7)Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar DADA Aashiq na hota

8): Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge.

9): Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu,
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu,
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya.

10): Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,
Par jab pata chala nazar parmanant tirchi hai,
To wahi khade-khade behosh ho gaye hum.

11): Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
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