A postman was retiring after 35 years of service. The town people appreciated his work and presented him different gifts.

In one house a young lady took him to her bedroom gave him good Sex, a lavish lunch and 10 Rupees.

Postman was very happy and asked " But Why the 10 Rupees"?

Lady : " Actually yesterday I asked my husband what to present you " ?

He said " Fuck him, just give him 10 Rupees" !!

" But the lunch was my idea."

MORAL : Always give clear instructions to Ladies.. .. ..
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