Army Training ke dauran.

OFFICER ne Santa se pucha : 'Ye Hath me kya hai ?

Santa : "Sir, Banduk hai...!"

OFFICER : "Ye Banduk Nahi ! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!"
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Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi Banta se pucha: "Ye Hath me kya hai ?"
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Banta : "Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai
aur Hamari AUNTY hai AUNTY..!