Sunday, November 2, 2014

NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :

if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
my job is over ........๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ””narayan narayan๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ””

       ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ฆBoy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿท๐Ÿน๐Ÿธ

๐Ÿ‘งAwesome reply by girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..

Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he.๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Succesful marriage is based on 'GIVE & TAKE'.

Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.

Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Husband Takes it. Enjoy Successful marriage Life.๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽŽ
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Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨❕❕
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Santa ne kaha :-
Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo...
khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho,
Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo...

Magar wife kis ki?
Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!!
Naughty Santa❕❕❕✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป๐Ÿป

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Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " ๐Ÿšถ
Wife: "Nasha ๐Ÿธhar gum bhula deta hai
 "Bhaisaab"..!!๐Ÿ˜œ

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