Friday, March 6, 2015

Wife is angry 😡as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:
I swear I didn't .

Wife: I know, I did it..
😛😝😂😂

Best joke ever about Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.

😛😛😛😉😀

Some women are sooo concerned about their husband's happiness. ......
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it....

😃😂😜😜

The only 2 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR & PHOTOGRAPHER. baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti...

😀😛😊😀😃

Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied:😒Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
😉😂😂😂

😖Women u know😞

This one is hilarious...
Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke
Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho💕💕💕💞
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!!!

😜😝😝

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