Subah subah biwi ne husband se newsaper manga...
Husband - kitni backward ho tum.....duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rhi ho?? Ye mera TAB le lo....
Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..
Husband Behosh...ЁЯШ│
Moral-
Biwi jo mange...de do
Today I asked myself how to handle life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer -
Roof said: Aim high
Fan Said: Be cool
Clock said: Value time
Calendar said: Be up to date
Wallet said: Save now for future
Mirror said: Observe yourself
Wall said: Share other's load
Window said: Expand the vision
Floor said: Always be down to earth ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│
This was the real msg....
ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
Now the joke begins..
Then I looked @ my bed And the bed said: chaddar oadh k soja....sab moh maya hai...ЁЯШАЁЯШАЁЯШВ
Akele hai to kya hua,Ye zindgi bhi guzar jayegiтАж.
Hum apni tanhai mitane ke liye kisi ko majbur
nahi karteтАж.!!!!
Husband - kitni backward ho tum.....duniya kaha se kaha pahunch gyi aur tum newspaper mang rhi ho?? Ye mera TAB le lo....
Biwi ne TAB liya aur uss se cockroach mar diya..
Husband Behosh...ЁЯШ│
Moral-
Biwi jo mange...de do
Today I asked myself how to handle life ?
My room gave me the perfect answer -
Roof said: Aim high
Fan Said: Be cool
Clock said: Value time
Calendar said: Be up to date
Wallet said: Save now for future
Mirror said: Observe yourself
Wall said: Share other's load
Window said: Expand the vision
Floor said: Always be down to earth ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│ЁЯШ│
This was the real msg....
ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
Now the joke begins..
Then I looked @ my bed And the bed said: chaddar oadh k soja....sab moh maya hai...ЁЯШАЁЯШАЁЯШВ
Akele hai to kya hua,Ye zindgi bhi guzar jayegiтАж.
Hum apni tanhai mitane ke liye kisi ko majbur
nahi karteтАж.!!!!
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