*CA ki wife*: 

Suniye ji, Yeh inflation kya hai?

*CA*: 

Pehle tu *36-24-36* thi

Ab tu *48-40-48* hai !

Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai, *phir bhi Teri value pahle se kam hai*...

*YAHI INFLATION HAI*.😜

Economics is not that difficult if we have the *Right Examples*.

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*Interviewer*: What is Recession? 

*Candidate*: When *Wine & Women* get replaced by *Water & Wife*, 

that critical phase of life is called *Recession*!!😜

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*Accountancy fact*:

What is the difference between *Liability* & *Asset*?

A *drunk friend* is *liability*...

But

A *drunk Girlfriend* is an *Asset*....

😜😜😜😜😜

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*Law of equality* 💠

The time taken by a wife when she says *I'll get ready in 5 min* is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says *'I'll call u in 5 min*!📞📱

😜😜😜😜

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*Chess* is the only game in the world,

which reflects the status of the *husband*.

This *poor king* can take only *one step at a time* ...

While the *mighty queen can do whatever she likes*

🙋🙆💁🙅

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One Smart Guy Invented

*WhatsApp*

His Wife Added a feature in it called

*Last Seen At*'😜👌

Thank god she didnt add

*Last Seen With*

😉😝😝

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Punch Of D Day ....

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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

- *Shakespear*...

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes, Can Shorten ur Life."

- *Shakespear's Wife*

😜😝😜😝😜😝😜