अपनी सोच और बच्चों की समझ को बदलते देख रही हूँ 

जो रहते थे हरदम मेरी छाया में

अब उनकी छाया का अपने ऊपर फैलाव देख् रही हूँ ,

बैग में खोई रबर और मनपसंद टीशर्ट का पता मुझसे लेते थे

अब दुनिया मुझे दिखाते, घुमाते देख रही हूँ,

किताब का हर पन्ना मुझसे पढ़वाते थे वो    

अब इंटरनेट के नए तरीके मुझे समझाते देख रही हूँ ,

हर बीमारी में हाथ पकड़े रहते थे मेरा 

अब चेहरे पर थकान देखते ही '10 मिनट बैठ जाओ', मेरा ध्यान रखते देख रही हूँ ,

रोटी के निवाले के लिए दौड़ती थी उनके पीछे 

अब पार्टी में मेरी पसंद का खाना ढूंढती उनकी आँखें देख रही हूँ 

छोटी-छोटी माँगों पर रूठने वाले मेरे बच्चे 

'पहले अपने लिए कुछ लो' उनका प्यार बरसते देख रही हूँ 

मेरी आँखों से ही डर जाने वाले बच्चे 

अब मेरे गुस्से पर उन्हें चुपचाप मुस्कुराते देख रही हूँ...

[1/8, 6:41 PM] Nikit: *⚖THE NOBLEST PROFESSION⚖

1. Lawyers don't "correct" pleadings; They amend them. 

2. Lawyers don't merely "think"(Who cares what you think anyway?); They opine. 

3. Lawyers don't "outline" remedies or issues; They adumbrate them. 

4. Lawyers don't "suggest" to court; They submit.

5. Lawyers don't "lie"; They misguide the audience😆

6. Lawyers don't "support" with evidence; they corroborate it. 

7. Lawyers don't "show" in court; They demonstrate. 

8. Lawyers don't "say" anything; They aver. 

9. Lawyers don't "disagree with a fact"; They contend it.

10. Lawyers don't "finish submitting"; They rest their case. 

11. Lawyers don't use the word "understand"; They use "construe". 

12. Lawyers don't "agree with other people's opinions" ; They concur with them. 

13. Lawyers don't "investigate"; They probe. 

14. Lawyers don't "disagree with other people's opinions"; They dissent from them. 

15. Lawyers don't "ask for permission"; They seek leave. 

16. Lawyers don't "fall sick"; They get indisposed. 

17. Lawyers don't "ask court"; They pray. 

18. Lawyers don't "bribe judicial officers" HELL NO😆😆 They facilitate them. 

19. Lawyers don't ask court to "postpone cases"; They ask it to adjourn them. 

20. Lawyers don't "find solutions"; They seek remedies. 

21. Lawyers "know" everything; what you think they don't know is "what they have not addressed their minds to". 

22. Lawyers don't "go on" ; They proceed. 

23. Lawyers don't "refuse"; They object. 

24. Lawyers don't "ask court to take a step"; They move it. 

25. Lawyers don't "leave an issue"; They abandon it. 

26. Lawyers are not "wordy"; They articulate their point. 

27. Lawyers don't "find solutions"; They resolve issues. 

28. Lawyers call themselves #lawyers among "lay men"(all other professions and non professionals); They call themselves "Learned Friends" when they are addressing themselves. 

29. Lawyers don't "disagree" with each other; They just differ. 

30. Lawyers don't "seek help" from court; They seek redress. 

31. Lawyers don't "speak" in court; They address court.

32. Lawyers don't "agree" to what someone has said; They associate themselves with it. 

33. Lawyers don't say something is "irrelevant or useless"; They say it is immaterial. 

34. Lawyers don't "arrive" in court; They enter appearance. 

35. Lawyers don't "go" to a judge; They appear before him or her. 

36. Lawyers don't "die" 😎😎They relocate to God's domicile🤷🏼‍♂

37. Lawyers don't get "late"; They delay. 

38. Lawyers don't "disagree" with somebody's opinion; They dissociate themselves from it. 

39. Lawyers don't "stand in for" anyone; They hold brief for them. 

40. Lawyers don't go for a "short call"; They take a leak😜

41. Lawyers don't ask court to "force";They ask it to compel. 

42. Lawyers don't say something is "the same"; They say it is parimateria. 

43. Lawyers don't say someone is "responsible"; They say he/she is liable. 

44. Lawyers don't "explain" what they have said; They substantiate it. 

45. Lawyers don't "tell lies"; They amend the facts😂😂

[1/11, 2:04 PM] +919910966854: Only in India you can find 8 types of Vegetarians - 

1 - Pure Vegetarian (Pure vegetarian)

2 - Can eat egg but not chicken (Eggetarian)

3 - Can eat cake (which has egg) but not Omelette or boiled egg (Cakeytarian 😀)

4 - Can eat the gravy but not pieces (Gravyetarian😂)

5 - Can only eat non-veg outside the house, not inside ( Restrictarian)

6 - Eat non veg only while drinking. When not drinking they are vegetarian (Boozytarian)

7 - Eat non veg only when forced by someone to do so (Forcitarian)

8 - Pure Vegetarians on Tuesday, Thursd ay & Saturday. Can eat anything on Wednesday, Friday & Sunday (Calendartarian)

😂😂