A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!

Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"

Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"

Suddenly she had an accident

She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road

MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"..
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Women never listen properly:-

Wife: I lost my keys again !

Husband: It's in your Jeans.

Wife: Don't drag my family into this....

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Husband’s Message (by cellphone):

Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Teena brought me to the
Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have
three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and
they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife’s Response:

Who is Teena?😂😂
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