Absolute Classic!!!
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An inspirational speaker said:
“The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience were in shock and silence.

He added: “She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter followed!
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A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, he tried to recall the second line of that inspirational speaker.

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:
DON'T COPY..
IF U CAN'T PASTE IN TIME...!!!