🐭Wife: Wht r u doing?
🐹Husband: Killing mosquitoes?
🐭Wife: How many did u kill?
🐹Husband: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
🐭Wife: How do u know their genders?
🐹Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer🍺
😂😜
🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜........
😆KEEP SMILING😆😆😆😆





 Biscuitwale ka Love letter:
Dear Marie,
Today is a Goodday.
U have Krack'jacked my Little heart.
Now i am in 50-50 position. Don't break my Fantasy.
Meet me at Parle ji.
Plz dont play Hide n seek.
Tumhara Tiger😀😝





Girl ordered a Pizza.
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Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
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Girl: 4 hee kar de, 8 khaongi toh Moti ho jaungi...
😋😁😉😉😎😜😛