Sunday, December 28, 2014

In 1980, IDBI Bank rejected LOAN for Ambani.

Now in 2014, Mukesh Ambani is planning 2 buy IDBI Bank.


Morale : NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!


In 2014, SBI Bank rejected Loan for me.


But, in 2016, I m planing to
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Apply LOAN again.

BCoz it is Govt Bank! We can't buy. ๐Ÿ˜

MORAL: There is a limit for everything. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜œ
: 1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??
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kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.

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Jab kutte ki mout
aati hai.
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To kutta mar jata he..

Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi.. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚



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เค†เคœ เค•เคฒ เค•े เคฌเคš्เคšे।
Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose
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Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!!
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The Real problem Starts When It Disappears..!!!

 gayi kahan..?
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 Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane
wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai..
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