Thursday, December 18, 2014

๐ŸฃChicken Story๐Ÿฃ
(Mind blowing climax):

A farmer  rears 25 young hens  and one old cock ...
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock ๐Ÿ“ from the market...

Old cock to Young cock ๐Ÿ“:

Old cock: Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...

๐Ÿ“Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?

๐Ÿ“Young cock: No!! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to have one hen & if I lose you will have
all.

๐Ÿ“Young cock: OKKK..
What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

๐Ÿ“Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off
 & when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases ๐Ÿ“ him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back ๐Ÿ“in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly..."BANG"๐Ÿ’ฅ!!!

Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot  dead by the farmer ...
who cursed,

: "Hell"

This is the 5th GAY cock I've bought this week." ??


Moral: beware of senior experience in corporate politics !!!!!
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