Laugh & Laugh
Dedicated for my married friends ЁЯШЙ
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) ЁЯШК
Don't laugh loud ---- ЁЯШГЁЯШГ
The extended version says...
(2) Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
(3) Always keep your spouseтАЩs picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say:
"if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"тАж Superb Attitude for Life!!
(4) If wife wants husbandтАЩs attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wifeтАЩs attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
(5)A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a тАШMistressтАЩ of her HusbandтАж
тАЬMissтАЭ for first year & тАЬStressтАЭ for rest of the lifeтАж"!!!!
(6)Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday DonтАЩt Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesnтАЩt motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!
(7)Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
(8) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated onceтАж
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????
(9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
(10) Man outside phone booth: тАЬExcuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you havenтАЩt spoken a wordтАЭ.
Man inside: тАЬI am talking to my wifeтАЭ
(11) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- тАЬsacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiotтАЭ
(12) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
(13)Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
"For Sale тАУ Wedding Suit, used only once by MistakeтАжтАж"
ЁЯШЬ
Dedicated for my married friends ЁЯШЙ
(1)Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you ! ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now divorced; and living happily with their dog!!) ЁЯШК
Don't laugh loud ---- ЁЯШГЁЯШГ
The extended version says...
(2) Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you'll be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before!!! ЁЯШЭЁЯШЭ
(3) Always keep your spouseтАЩs picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say:
"if I can handle this, I can handle anything!"тАж Superb Attitude for Life!!
(4) If wife wants husbandтАЩs attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wifeтАЩs attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
(5)A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- "Every WIFE is a тАШMistressтАЩ of her HusbandтАж
тАЬMissтАЭ for first year & тАЬStressтАЭ for rest of the lifeтАж"!!!!
(6)Million Dollar Truth:
If Saturday and Sunday DonтАЩt Excite You, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesnтАЩt motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change your spouse!!
(7)Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
(8) Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated onceтАж
But many people still go to their in-laws place..????
(9) Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
(10) Man outside phone booth: тАЬExcuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you havenтАЩt spoken a wordтАЭ.
Man inside: тАЬI am talking to my wifeтАЭ
(11) A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- тАЬsacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiotтАЭ
(12) Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
(13)Best one line ad by a married man on OLX:
"For Sale тАУ Wedding Suit, used only once by MistakeтАжтАж"
ЁЯШЬ
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