NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :

if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
my job is over ........

narayan narayan

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Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍷🍹

Awesome reply by girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau 

Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..

Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he.
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Succesful marriage is based on 'GIVE & TAKE'.

Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.

Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Husband Takes it. Enjoy Successful marriage Life.
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Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers
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Bapu ne kaha :-
Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo...
khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho,
Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo...

Magar wife kis ki?
Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!!
Naughty Bapu
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Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 
Wife: "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai
 "Bhaisaab"..!!